horoscopes

I've taken to reading them again lately and today's was hilarious! I do kind of feel like this and the descriptive picture they give in this little paragraph is funny:

Capricorn - Today, October 19, 2008

You may feel like a beetle that has been flipped on its back today, Kim. Your legs are flailing wildly in order to get you back on your feet. The harder you wiggle around, the more exhausted you become. You might consider just giving yourself a rest and waiting for a breeze to come along and push you back over. Trust that you will be back on your feet soon enough. In fact, it may be good for you to lie there motionless for a while to appreciate the humor of your situation.